SSN A to Z

A...is for Anus, an adorably tight little opening, the gateway to heaven (if you’re a penis-owner, that is)

B...is for Buttocks, the two plump, round, loyal guardians of the Anus.

C...is for Cock, which loves Anus very, very much.

D...is for Derian, who owns the Cock who loves the Anus very, very much. (Whose anus? Scroll down a little...)

E...is for Erect, the state of Derian’s Cock when faced with the barest possibility of encountering Anus. Also for Ed, who is never the owner of the Anus that Derian faces. (Which should be a relief for y’all.)

F...is for Fuck, which is what Derian is going to do to that Anus any moment now. (But he hopes that the Anus will not have to Fart first.)

G...is for the Groove, another word Derian likes to use for the Anus (as in, "Matty, I was in the Groove last night." "Derian, I don’t want to hear it!")

H...is for Hockey, which is the last thing on Derian’s mind when his Erect Cock is about to spelunk inside Buttocks, searching for the Anus.

I...is for Interesting, which I think stories that include, Anus, Buttocks, Cock, and Derian never fail to be. Why? Because I said so!

J...is for Jamie, the one and only owner of the Anus in question. (I’ll bet you’re sooooo glad it wasn’t Ed!)

K...is for Kiss, which Jamie and Derian share (you didn’t think they only Fucked, did you?).

L...is for Love, which Jamie and Derian do to each other, and Lust, which piggybacks on Love in the best of relationships.

M...is for Mmmm, the sound Jamie makes when Derian’s Cock slides into his Anus.

N...is for Nnnngh, the sound Derian makes at the same time Jamie goes Mmmm.

O...is for Orgasm, something Jamie and Derian both enjoy during these secret, special moments.

P...is for Pleasure, which to Derian and Jamie means not just Orgasm but the delight in touching each other’s souls, of looking into each other’s eyes, of the cosmic Play that acts as Love’s bond.

Q...is for Queer, a word that should not be used when describing Derian and Jamie. Not on this site, and for the love of Gretzky not in real life!!!

R...is for Real, which anyone with an I.Q. higher than Rush (Limbaugh, not the band) would know that SSN is not. So don’t go posting to the Hockey Hotties board about what happened when Jamie was the Birthday King. (Because half the people there would believe it!)

S...is for Suck, which is not what this site does, but what Derian and Jamie do to each other...sometimes both at the same time!

T...is for Together, which Jamie and Derian would be in a perfect world. Also Tough and Tender, which are Terrific words to describe their matings.

U...is for Unbelievable, which I hope that you find the stories of SSN.

V...is for Vagina, which Derian and Jamie certainly don’t miss when they are Together.

W...is for Wet, which Jamie can’t get without the help of Mr. Lube. Aren’t sexual-supply stores great?

X...is for X-rated, which is the correct rating for some (though not all) of SSN’s tales.

Y...is for Yummy, which open-minded people would call this list, and Yucky, which other people who are not open-minded so much would call it (so stop reading it, then!)

Z...is for all the Zs you need to catch up on if you’re reading this at 2 a.m.!

Pleasant hockey dreams...

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